Die Antwoord with my @cancanseattle family! #iFinkYourFreakyAndiLikeYouALot #PrettyWise
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7.1 Billion Demonstrate In Favor Of Global Warming
Just hold on we’re goin home
#Tru
Um what’s a kid gotta do to get a cheeto around here bro?
Tonight I was #boutThat #nannylife and #created this #contemporary #playdough #artpiece. The playdough has been #wellLoved as you can see it is #AllOneColor. #Currently #whilstthebabysleeps #IAm #anticipating #playing #music in the #SeattleLibrary tomorrow at 1:30 as part of the #BuskersFestival!!! #Celebrating 40 years of #Legal #busking in #Seattle. Getting #BackToMyRoots. #AsYouKnow #IveGotGreatSkills #HireMe #PayMe #DoWhatISayAndIWillBeYourSlave #SlapThatBabyMakeItFree #DanceBabyDance #JumpBabyJump
@rose_ettastone and @taqueets doing THE MoST last night
And then because life is one big fabulous joke, I was Miss Monroe for an hour #FancyForYouNow (at Smith Tower)
You already kkknnnoooowwww @taqueets #BumberShoot2014 #BigFreedia #QueenBounce
My version of goggles and a dust mask… #HouseWerk
The view from the private party we played tonight … This is their last day in this house before moving. It’s so magical!! if only…  And now onto the Pink Door to perform with some of my fanciest friends!  (at Discovery Park)
Witchy preparation for tonight’s show at SANCA school of circus arts. Tickets available at the door, 10:30 we begin… Circus tramps galore! #WitchyLady #TheDevilMadeMeDoIt  (at Sanca Seattle)
This is my great aunt Mary Gallagher, on the Bailey side. She is the last remaining sibling of 13.  She resides just outside of Glasgow, Scotland. She is the reason we had our yard sale. Her health has been on the fence for a while. We haven’t been able to figure out how we could afford, as a family, to get over there to see her. Because of everyone who came out and bought some crazy things, we made enough $ to fly both my mom and I to Scotland. So thank you thank you! It was a huge success and worth every hour baking in the sun! We are buying our tickets today! ❤️✈️
Trying to work these long nights, long nights to get a payday #WheresTheShadeAndTheVacay? #GospelOfTheGutterQueen #IfItKillsUs